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“My Uconnect is not functioning, have lost the gps while listening to the same song 30 seconds at a time, now I am confused, off the main highway on a trail I do not know and have unintentionally crossed a stream and may have killed a fish.” New Jeep owner

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Exclusives suck. Sell it everywhere or gtfo.

Granted, Target is better than most

Honestly, anyone that legitimately believes the porgs were a major concern worth arguing about need to fuck off. If you don’t like them, fine, whatever. If you throw a bitch fit at people that say they do like them you have a fucking problem.

Probably unpopular opinion: I thought the porgs were great

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

Can’t wait. Can’t wait! Of course, Asshole in Chief will have some excuse or be like, “well I was at his parents’ wedding. Diana was beautiful. Amazing. Incredible.”

Finally caught it yesterday with the little one, and we absolutely loved how they kept subverting the audiences expectations and throwing us for a loop.

I WANT IT TO KILL ME!

I was wondering the same thing. We had popcorn with cheese powder all the time when I was a kid in the 70s/80s.

Oscar Isaac has a solution:

I almost got off on how large of a photo that gourmet cheese powder is.

Fix it (or make it worse) by watching this:

Subject matter aside, at least “Last Christmas” has the word “Christmas” in it.

You would be surprised at how casual actors of both sexes can be when it comes to nude scenes. They will wander around naked the day they are filming those scenes. It was jarring at first for me, but a couple of them told me it was to just get comfortable for shooting the scene and also to get the crew comfortable so

Aha, okay. That makes more sense, because I can totally see Franco just roaming around the set in a penis sock.

Thank you thank you for this very important tiara information, I didn’t know how strongly I felt about possible tiaras until now. I personally LOVE the teck crescent one but I don’t see Meghan wearing it - it feels a little to au currant with the witchy trend right now. The rose one might be a bit feminine for her but

Definitely the news we need, but probably not the news we deserve (as an entire society. This couple if too good for this world.)