His “humor” always comes off as very fake to me, like every punchline is just a way of him saying “See: I’m NOT Danny Tanner!”.

You are infinitely more kind than I would have been. As the worst kind of former Catholic, I don’t respond well to people pushing their religious expectations on me.

It’s definitely not just cigarette smoke. Maybe for Ashley (though even with her I doubt it) but not for MK. The beauty editor.ca does a year by year breakdown for MK, and just from the pictures it’s easy to pinpoint the year that she started getting work done. Cigarette smoking does not dramatically change the…

Fun (?) Fact: Kirk/Candace Cameron’s mother and her sisters were the only people in the park where I got married to my now-ex (not counting the two of us and the Justice of the Peace). She’s an amateur photographer, and they insisted on photographing the whole thing, holding us together in a prayer circle, yelling and…

She was totally odd on the season with Dancing With the Stars she was on. Where she had a melt down because she was convinced that dancing the rumba with her partner was tantamount to cheating on her husband.

I’m gonna keep calling it dumb.

“Have you read Harry Potter? I’m a big fan. Have you seen my fashion line? They inspired it.

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

Well, he showed them. They didn’t want him and now he won’t come. People will be so sad?

I couldn’t tell is it was the angle or not from the first picture, but the CNN screen grab certainly shows it is the suit itself. Maybe she figures if she starts to look fat, Donald will set her free?

Oh no, even Melania’s stylist has turned on the family.

““[Y]ou’ve been very busy,” he reportedly said.”

(Overheard)

I’m so tired. I’m just so fucking tired.

WTF is happening here people???? who the fuck created this little monster???

This girl is still a thing?

Ehhhhhhhh I don’t think think the divorce via text is as unforgivable as people make it out to be. There’s no way she was blindsided. It seems callous on the surface, because we have this idea of texting as some extremely superficial mode of communication, but if you are in a long distance relationship it is most…

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

Dominque and Diggy are the greek chorus of the show and I love them. I find Wells really funny, and he gave Kristina excellent advice- “Why are you spending so much time fighting for someone who isn’t fighting for you?”

Nevertheless, Dean will still be around us at all times. He’s continued to increase his celebrity and social media points as a contestant on this season of Bachelor in Paradise. And he will live in our hearts forever.