I can’t take credit for this as I saw it on twitter but:

Why do I want your last few lines to be true? What is wrong with me?

IDK she seems more like the kind to cover The Perfect Drug. It fits her obsessing and not being able to let go of things.

I wear this crown of shit shit shit shit shit shit

I CANNOT believe MTV did something right for once. This is the same channel that gave us the Challenges and the Jersey Shore! Kudos to them for a change.

But. It. Needs. To. Be. Said. Time. And. Again.

Robert E. Lee’s direct descendant is a librul and I hope it gives white supremacists the raging shits.

I grew up in the 1980s. We were Democrats and pro-choice, but we were also extremely devout, straight-laced Christians. My parents did not permit us to watch MTV for various reasons—partly because my mother was a classically-trained musician who considered pop music to be trash, partly because they felt MTV was…

Still not on the list of top 100 stupidest things he’s done.

Next up: he further explains that she actually was suicidal and recruited him to help her die/give her body to Mother Ocean with no note of explanation in this, the most understandable, least suspicious set of circumstances EVER.

Could someone please warn him not to stick his head into a giant cathedral bell while it’s ringing? Or stick his hand into molten lava? Or, I don’t know, take a bath with a toaster?

He has the most tremendous filter.

Now I’m kind of wishing it really DID cause death to look at it.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

Goddamn, that man is aggressively stupid.

I saw this image on Facebook and genuinely thought it was a joke. Some press photo from the past few months and...

Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.

I agree. Neither party is the “good guy” at this point.

I don’t think either party should be playing their relationship in Publix and from what I can tell, only 1 is.