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Ok, that limb is strong enough to support the population of India. It’s a her problem. Also, leading that you’ve had 100+ first dates is never a good idea.

I’m going to go out on a judgmental limb (based on what was written here and the clip) and say that if you’ve been on 146 first dates with guys that you picked and not one of them was interesting enough to you to merit a second date, it’s you not them.

That’s why I bring cash with me on dates, especially if you are drinking at a bar. You can just walk away in mid drink without needing to wait on your card.

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO. Worst part was that while we were arguing about it, he said (my kindest interpretation would be that this was his attempt at flirting / bringing the sexy vibe back??) “Ha, I don’t hate you, it just means the sex later is going to be rougher.” 1st of all, that’s super presumptive, 2nd of all,

Some of the banter amongst the hosts/commentators comes across as too mean spirited for me. I may automatically feel a little protective of the normal people on the date, though, Becks first dates are hard and weird.

Cheap Pussy Jewelry sound like the name of a punk band.

I am at the point that I am literally going to punch the next person that says “but they’re both just as baaaaaaaaad”

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

My neighbor is a 91 year old Hungarian Holocaust survivor. Despite the absolute intentional horror that was inflicted on him and his murdered family, he is kind, funny, smart and will hold your hand with tenderness when he speaks to you. The next words out of his mouth were something along the lines of “it’s

He should be forced to watch and write about documentaries of the Holocaust and other hate crimes, as well as do a considerable amount of community service in Jewish community centers and a Holocaust museum. Lastly, he should do at least one introduction presentation for the next person requiring this level of

I hope the bystanders were...let us say, enthusiastic in wrestling him to the ground.

I’m still reading it as “cheese fuck” when I see it even though I know what it is now.

I WAS THERE! For 10 minutes. Then we went to a wine bar and had the cheese platter- which had more cheese to choose from than the entire festival did.

Live look at me while reading the headline:

I bet everybody enjoyed the festival’s movie. You know the one, Mothra vs. Gorgonzola? It’s really gouda.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

I also didn’t care for her one way or another, to me she seems really calculating in her self-promotion. This however, has revealed a maturity I would have seriously doubted a month ago. I still won’t be listening to her music, but I’ll scowl less at her People magazine covers in the grocery aisle.

I wonder how many of those white supremacist, neo-nazis idolized and are hot for Jennifer Lawrence as the ideal woman of the master race. I hope they see her post.

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

When you think about old school mail things get weirder.