allergictocrunchy
AllergicToCrunchy
allergictocrunchy

Yup. I had an ex who would pull that and one night, I finally had enough and told him if he did, it would be his fault, not mine. I was at an event and he called me saying he was om a bridge and going to jump....except I and other people could see him around the corner at the event, so I told him to jump, hung up and

I may or may not have just started an account just to tell you this comment made my night.