(Overheard)

I’m so tired. I’m just so fucking tired.

WTF is happening here people???? who the fuck created this little monster???

This girl is still a thing?

Ehhhhhhhh I don’t think think the divorce via text is as unforgivable as people make it out to be. There’s no way she was blindsided. It seems callous on the surface, because we have this idea of texting as some extremely superficial mode of communication, but if you are in a long distance relationship it is most…

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

Ah, I see you also have experience with the ever elusive (but only when they want to be) Narcissistus Vulgaris.

Dominque and Diggy are the greek chorus of the show and I love them. I find Wells really funny, and he gave Kristina excellent advice- “Why are you spending so much time fighting for someone who isn’t fighting for you?”

Blanket age difference condemnations are the worst. My partner is 14 years older than me, and boy do people have Opinions (not our friends or family, they love us together). No, I’m not ~extremely mature for my age~ nor is he immature. We’re two people who thank our lucky stars that we’ve found each other. Really the…

i went to a halloween party at their house once...if you ever get a chance to go to a party in the hollywood hills, do it..it was crazy!

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.

I’m from the few years between Gen X and millennials, so I’m neither but relate to both, and I have never, ever found Tom Cruise attractive. Team Katie, Team Nicole, and Team whatever his first wife’s name was, I’m sure she was in the right.

They both seem nice, and it’s nice when nice people are happy?

Nevertheless, Dean will still be around us at all times. He’s continued to increase his celebrity and social media points as a contestant on this season of Bachelor in Paradise. And he will live in our hearts forever.

I can’t take credit for this as I saw it on twitter but:

Why do I want your last few lines to be true? What is wrong with me?

IDK she seems more like the kind to cover The Perfect Drug. It fits her obsessing and not being able to let go of things.

I wear this crown of shit shit shit shit shit shit

I CANNOT believe MTV did something right for once. This is the same channel that gave us the Challenges and the Jersey Shore! Kudos to them for a change.

Robert E. Lee’s direct descendant is a librul and I hope it gives white supremacists the raging shits.