This is my friend George. He’s had this jacket for years.

Still not on the list of top 100 stupidest things he’s done.

Next up: he further explains that she actually was suicidal and recruited him to help her die/give her body to Mother Ocean with no note of explanation in this, the most understandable, least suspicious set of circumstances EVER.

go back and watch the circus season

Could someone please warn him not to stick his head into a giant cathedral bell while it’s ringing? Or stick his hand into molten lava? Or, I don’t know, take a bath with a toaster?

He has the most tremendous filter.

Now I’m kind of wishing it really DID cause death to look at it.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

Goddamn, that man is aggressively stupid.

I saw this image on Facebook and genuinely thought it was a joke. Some press photo from the past few months and...

Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.

Heroes was Quintos big break.

...go back and watch the circus season...

It meant that today I’m getting some fucking superpowers.

Rule #1 about Heroes:

Give up after Season 2.

Rule #2 about Heroes:

Blame the writers strike.

I agree. Neither party is the “good guy” at this point.

I don’t think either party should be playing their relationship in Publix and from what I can tell, only 1 is.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Ok, that limb is strong enough to support the population of India. It’s a her problem. Also, leading that you’ve had 100+ first dates is never a good idea.