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Cheap Pussy Jewelry sound like the name of a punk band.

I am at the point that I am literally going to punch the next person that says “but they’re both just as baaaaaaaaad”

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

My neighbor is a 91 year old Hungarian Holocaust survivor. Despite the absolute intentional horror that was inflicted on him and his murdered family, he is kind, funny, smart and will hold your hand with tenderness when he speaks to you. The next words out of his mouth were something along the lines of “it’s

He should be forced to watch and write about documentaries of the Holocaust and other hate crimes, as well as do a considerable amount of community service in Jewish community centers and a Holocaust museum. Lastly, he should do at least one introduction presentation for the next person requiring this level of

I hope the bystanders were...let us say, enthusiastic in wrestling him to the ground.

I’m still reading it as “cheese fuck” when I see it even though I know what it is now.

I WAS THERE! For 10 minutes. Then we went to a wine bar and had the cheese platter- which had more cheese to choose from than the entire festival did.

Live look at me while reading the headline:

I bet everybody enjoyed the festival’s movie. You know the one, Mothra vs. Gorgonzola? It’s really gouda.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

He’s also going to be back in some form for Jessica Jones season 2!

I also didn’t care for her one way or another, to me she seems really calculating in her self-promotion. This however, has revealed a maturity I would have seriously doubted a month ago. I still won’t be listening to her music, but I’ll scowl less at her People magazine covers in the grocery aisle.

Wait. WAIT. Good Omens on Amazon starring DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT AS CROWLEY? I had no idea this was remotely on the horizon. I am ready.

I was neutral on Taylor Swift prior to this lawsuit. I now have a newfound respect for her. She acknowledges she has the privilege and bank account to fight. Her $1 settlement is an enormous win for all of us women who have been sexually assaulted (which sadly, is most women).

I wonder how many of those white supremacist, neo-nazis idolized and are hot for Jennifer Lawrence as the ideal woman of the master race. I hope they see her post.

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

When you think about old school mail things get weirder.

Which has what to do with them having caches of weapons?

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.