I don’t want to [bombard] Anna, but I do want them to know…anything they need from me, I’m there for them. I just love [them] both.” 

I’m eating these stories up and sending them to my mother, who still gives me shit for not going on a second date with proud Trump supporter. Politics matter, Mom, even if he’s a surgeon.

Mitch McConnell owns a dollar store?

I am 1000000000% here for couples getting divorced bc one partner supports Trump. He represents the worst of humanity so why would you want to be married to someone who supports that?

“stop perpetuating this nonsense”

Obligatory.

My crush on Rob Lowe is still strong, and I will strenuously ignore the paranormal hogwash. That being said, don’t press it, Rob, because John Stamos is my backup crush and he’s not talking about ghosts.

Yeah, but Hillary’s emails....

Hot take: Pickle will not be president.

These past few episodes have made me judge Rachel rather harshly. It’s like she doesn’t want love at all... Bryan? Really? Why is he still here? And Eric in the fantasy suite? Really? And getting upset because Peter doesn’t want to marry you after one month? Really?

The Bachelorette needs to turn production of the next season over to Marvel.

The show gets pretty predictable at this point. Peter isn’t ready for that lifetime commitment, he’s going to get cut, and be our next Bachelor. On the first episode of his season, there will be lots of shots of him, shirtless and pensive, with a voiceover about how he fell for Rachel, but “just wasn’t ready”. Then…

if you want to get married, and you’re with a man you love, would you risk losing him because he’s not ready to get married RIGHT THIS SECOND?

Not watching, but this is making it sound more like she will marry to get married?

*watches video*

OF COURSE ITS AUSTRALIA THAT HAS AN OCTOPUS THAT CAN WALK ON LAND TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

Gatiss will be playing the same role he always plays.

First, I’m not interested in complaining about a male character killing a female character in a brutal way. Sometimes this shit happens in TV shows. If you’re going to start assigning real-world consequences to everything that happens in every TV show, we should just stop making TV shows.