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Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

The only possible reason I could think of why Helena might not win is because the other seestras might recognize that she’s the biggest threat and gang up on her.

“The Predisent is new at this. He’s new to the truth, and so he probably wasn’t steeped in the long-running protocols that establish the relationships between reality, honesty, and accountability. He’s just new to this.”

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

This makes a lot of sense to me, but it would still really piss me off / make me want to hold them liable (I am not a legal eagle so don’t hold me to how) for them to keep making the *claim* when it’s so easily checked. I don’t think it’s about their formulations, it’s about them being like NOPE OUR MARKETING IS ALL

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.

She’s a despicable sociopath. End of story.

Felix lives. Killing him is just cruel and serves no purpose.

He was 100% sure of what he was saying. He knows exactly what the investigations were. he just wanted to keep repeating falsehoods, phrased as questions to try confuse people, and make a non relevant point

The whole spectacle is insane, not just McCain.

That’s not surprising, these kids were stars from the day they were born. And whilst they don’t have paps following them around very day in Australia, they make the news often. They were always going to grow up to be wildlife ambassadors, simply by virtue of their parents. I would imagine they’re pretty proud to go

Who cares what the motivation is? Any Doris is great Doris.

Why does country music have 300 award shows a year? Isn’t Carrie Underwood running out of sparkly white dresses to host these things?

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

I saw Kathy Griffin interviewed on a late night show — I think it was Seth Meyers — a few years ago, and her main anecdote was about the time she ran into someone she’d said horrible things about on Fashion Police, and that person had the gall to let her know they were unhappy with her comments. Griffin was deeply

My mother is an avid reader. She’s probably forgotten more books than I’ve ever read, even though she passed her love of reading on to me.