Shame he didn’t spend anything on not being a wifebeating cunt.

It’s not even the tenth thing that comes to mind. How many people—not just celebrities—do really, really, stupid shit, and it’s really just an anomaly within the context of someone’s life? Yet, we are somehow supposed to ostracize that person from all society forever? Should people feel the consequences of their…

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

*faint whisper* B.J. Novak sssshhhhhhh

That’s why Dean’s date killed me - he clearly has made his peace with not having his dad in his life, and this show just forced him to reopen old wounds. Not everyone needs to have a perfect relationship with their family (and families make that impossible a lot of the time), and it seemed like Rachel fundamentally…

Dean basically said point blank “don’t make me do hometowns if this isn’t real” just to get immediately kicked off after hometowns. I thought that was totally classless, especially when there’s another guy who has all but committed to not being committed.

Please let it be BJ’s, please let it be BJ’s.

Will wife-swap woman be at the wedding? I would go just to watch her. Do you get a plus-one—I promise to wear the proper shoes and gossip shamelessly through the wedding.

You could pull a cord and have banner come down that says “Mind Your Business”

I want to get pregnant just to have a gender neutral gender revealing party and have green smoke coming out of a box. I’d love to be a troll and waste everyone’s time while also getting cake.

I’d be okay with there being a lego in their shoes every morning.

It is an ex fish.

it doesn’t matter how long i look at it, i have no idea which one is kendall. I WIN.

Leslie Jones is single, which is a travesty.

But where else on earth can somebody purchase common funko pops!?

Can we expect some new announcements? Like a proper Code Geass 3rd season trailer or something, instead of a montage of deleted R2 stuff?

I’m a big singer-for-every-little occasion too. When I come home at night I sing, “I know what dogs want...I know what dogs like...Dogs like! Dogs like! Dogs like ME!”

because most parents have to think to themselves “how will this name look on a resume?” and others..don’t