I feel for Hayley Williams. And it’s a bit comforting to know that talent and fame don’t ward off brain demons.

Hayley Williams is a gem of a person. I don’t really listen to Paramore much and the whole Christian band thing was a big turn off, but I remember back in ‘07 I think I met her and she was just the most gracious and genuine person. Her talking about it could help a lot of folks who look up to her.

Ambien. That stuff is terrible. And wonderful. But mostly terrible. I miss it, and the fun online shopping that came with it. I do not miss waking up and wondering if I said or did anything embarrassing on social media.

Along with http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com, McMansion Hell is one of the very best things on the whole Internet.

Either way Zillow messed up because now I know about McMansion Hell and I want to see it.

Obligatory.

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

Which, word of advice, if you don’t want to be discovered as the man behind Banksy maybe don’t go around talking about how buddy-buddy you are with him?

This reminds me of the time when we all found out that Gorillaz was just Blur. Conclusion: all ~secret art~ is just British musicians in tight blazers.

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

“The Predisent is new at this. He’s new to the truth, and so he probably wasn’t steeped in the long-running protocols that establish the relationships between reality, honesty, and accountability. He’s just new to this.”

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

This makes a lot of sense to me, but it would still really piss me off / make me want to hold them liable (I am not a legal eagle so don’t hold me to how) for them to keep making the *claim* when it’s so easily checked. I don’t think it’s about their formulations, it’s about them being like NOPE OUR MARKETING IS ALL…

He was 100% sure of what he was saying. He knows exactly what the investigations were. he just wanted to keep repeating falsehoods, phrased as questions to try confuse people, and make a non relevant point

Um excuse me, third most anticipated twins of 2017. I am personally expecting a boy and a a girl in October.

Amal > Beyonce