Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

Way to be much more informative than the actual article. I think most people already knew that they signified a line underground, but the color scheme is something most don’t.

Usually blue is drinking water, yellow is gas (or other flammable substances) , green sewer, and orange utilities like cable TV. I’ve also seen people spray bright green or bright orange to point out tripping hazards, like a sidewalk that has lifted in a section.

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

I could seriously read a story a day about this. Just beam them straight into my eyeballs.

I legit had a friend in high school (in Ohio) meet a girl in Australia over ICQ. Recall it had (has?) a random chat function wherein you would be randomly matched with someone to chat with based on nothing more than being online at the same time. They now have two kids and live happily Down Under. Circa 2001.

I spent hours! Literal hours scouring the lyric booklet of the Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness to find the perfect AOL handle!

You’re doing god’s work, sharing that video! Here’s my 6-week old goofball, doing his Gary Busey impression.

I doubt they are going to use them on the Hardy Boys books in the White House library, though.

This is pornography

“Bake me a pie and you may get a surprise,” — DIABEETUS

Memo to Janet Jackson:

harassholes

You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance

It means he hit on a female airline worker and she rejected him. And his teeny tiny pee-pee was sad.

I’m sorry that you have to put up with assholes such as these.

I have visual voicemail on my phone because listening to a v-mail makes me so anxious that I avoid it and miss important things. Being able to read a v-mail helps me to manage. Multiple text messages also get me. I feel less anxious having one 20 line text than 20 one line texts from the same person.

Well, I NEVER! Insulting? I should say so! Good day, madam! I BELIEVE I SAID GOOD DAY.

It confounds me to hear repubs calling liberals “snowflakes” and “cucks” when all they seem to do is piss and moan about absolutely everything.

I rather find my spouse paying for poop porn than a bill oreilly premium membership.