Just wanted to say that I found your “wasabi” autocorrect delightful.

The “you’ll change your mind” thing is the worst. I know what I want, and mostly importantly, what I don’t want. Asshole.

Yes, once my husband’s grand auntie (sweet old lady, but very traditional) did ask me if I were going to have a baby now that we’d been married a while. I responded that if I wanted a baby, I’d have to divorce her nephew first and find a new husband since he did not want children. That ended that conversation!

I’m not the person you asked, but it went swell for me. I just said “I don’t want kids” and any guys who wanted kids or showed the least bit of judgement/confusion about that, I immediately lost all interest in. Like, the “but... motherhood” or “one day, I’d like...” immediately caused my libido to take a nosedive, so…

I met my now-husband when I was in my mid twenties, married in my late twenties. When we got serious I made it clear that I was pretty sure I didn’t want kids but I left room for the possibility that suddenly an urge to have kids could kick in (spoiler alert: it didn’t). He wasn’t sure if he wanted kids or not. Every…

I’m 40, married, with no children. It’s amazing how in 2017 I still get snide comments from people for choosing a life without kids (particularly from women of child bearing age). I’m selfish, my life has no meaning, and, by all accounts, I’ll have no one to care for me when I’m old. Even as a child growing up, I knew…

Me, defiantly:

It’s amazing that in the year 2017 I still needed to be told “there’s an app for that,” but I appreciate the info anyway.

I love in Squirrel Girl how they make use of “Deadpool’s Guide To Super Villains” cards to give you background information on all the old villains they bring in that I would absolutely know nothing about otherwise.

Everyone go buy Squirrel Girl! Volume 5 just came out. And only jerks don’t the unbeatable Squirrel Girl.

Okay. So here’s the thing...

It’s disturbing, and yet not surprising, when kids start in on the learned misogyny so young (not that they should start at all). When I have kids, if I see this happening, I will make a point of approaching parents and teachers who do nothing and call them out on the fact that their kindergarteners are already acting…

...She answered and heard the terrifying words, “Hi, it’s Donald Trump Dolores Umbridge here.” 

Disagree.

He called up a woman he had never met before to randomly ask her out on a date? Like a cold call telemarketer?

Hello, is this Emily..ugh sorry... Emma Thompson? Yes, well I’m calling from the Trump Organization to let you know about exciting opportunities available to you in dating Donald Trump. Can we schedule you…

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