Of course he should offer his kids up on a platter for moronic internet users in order to prove... something to them.

I think I heard guy named Adolf say something similar once... Seriously, wtf?

Three fucking links back to Kotaku articles and not a single one back to the actual product.

Man gets caught masturbating, pretends he’s playing Metroid

Remember kids, this ISN’T about Objectifying woman lol. It’s art! And Boobs, and tight close defining someone’s ass. Stop looking while I shove my tits in your face!

JK Rowling gots to get paid so she has more free time to bash public programs on Twitter.

Don’t disgrace Bettie in this manner. You have no idea if Cosby actually did any of these things. No one ever will. But who cares, punish him!

God forbid the goddess of love act in a sexual manner. If fucking Identity Politics has ruined God of War then I don’t need to play this game. The entire 3rd game was about Kratos redeeming his humanity. That doesn’t matter tho cause boobs.

Game is out for 6 days... “Let’s post a bunch of articles spoiling the fucking thing”

Obviously she didn’t get him if she never knew who he was. I get wanting to attribute her last work to something, but just shut up Oswalt.

hahahaha great point.

Ironically, the reason he was about to jump.

First thing I thought. There is a great chance he’d still die or get seriously hurt.

Why is South Korea riddled with these wasetful statues?

This game was over as soon as it wasn’t a direct sequel to the short it is based on. That was beautiful. Then they added more characters and had to add hollywood starts ugly mugs in.

It is a reminder that humans care about frivolous things, including often hack written game reviews influenced by publishers.

Who said he paid her? Leave your bullshit rhetoric somewhere else.

SQlated

Complete with Ridley Duct-tape!

Who thought they wouldn’t sell this?