Came to say this. It’ll be a sad day when college education is on par with a Chen article.

Children should fall deeply in that category.

I’ll be honest, took me a while to realize you weren’t defending him.

Puertorrican just put em on their clothes. One less thing to remember, amirite?

I mean, if you see it as often as one sees it in NYC and to still think this was it? :-P

Wow, you have some REAL issues with shapes then.

Has someone written it down?

Dude, realize you are probably arguing with the same person over and over. The write print is similar even.

That’s what motel beds are for, no?

You’re clearly unfamiliar with injection knifes. That shit will stop anything. Granted, that anything must already have stopped you, but a mauling is SO much better than an eating, no?

Hey, I’m a latino sociologist and i turn everything into a joke, nice to meet you.

Ah, yes, we couldn’t have a thread on punishment and tangentially race without the squid.

Do most discriminated minorities even have the time and resources to go to Parks?

Basically, the way I’ve experienced it is an observe, report, reprimand system that relies heavily on the fact that MOST users love and appreciate their parks.

So in essence they are still being pretentious? If you truly didn’t care, you would truly not care, and just leave as is.

Has anyone explored the possibility that this was some form of perversion? Perhaps he got off on third person mutilation, power, or whatever. It seems to me he is trying hard to control his own demons.

Count yourself lucky.

Have you NEVER had your kid run off unexpectedly and cause havoc in the fraction of a second he/she is out of reach?

I don’t even have my own kid and have had that happen! (And this kid had a fucking LEASH on him. Still managed to wreak havoc. And no, I did not leash him, his dad did and told me to watch him while he…

That is one of the most striking sentences I’ve read in a long while.

I know! That’s exactly what I thought.