You have no idea how funny this sounds to someone that know puertorrican slang.

Or a LOT more.

The protein makes it nutritious, the agony makes it delicious!

Nah, I was more irked that the dude didn’t see that his illustration answered his own question. :-p

In other news, Food and Wine is changing its name to Food, Wine and Herb.

Was this supposed to be a REAL help vid?

Actually, I make natural fruit juices and, should I ever decide to sell them, I’d pectinase the shit out of them. People think clear shit is cleaner and better, specially if it also makes it shinier. Sure, it’ll actually be deviating from the most basic, natural-state product, and takes away nutrition, but people like…

That’s actually exactly what the illustration shows, how to remove the strip you speak of. Some people are just quick to critique. :-p

Mine currently says Pure edition, model ATO200006....

Mine currently says Pure edition, model ATO200006....

That last sentence seems so dystopian or some shit.

It is not a fancy name though, it’s a technical term with a very particular meaning in the general consensus.

Are you sure you work for Gawker? That was so level headed and human. :-)