They should serve cat turds. Apparently, cat turds are to dogs what truffles are to humans. 

No, not millenials, self absorbed twats that figure that because they dress and act like geeks, they must be smart.

I love Aldi and Lidl. I honestly wish that I had known about them when I was unemployed a few years ago - I can go into my local Lidl and buy around a fortnight’s worth of shopping for less than £50 (and most of that comprises some of the freshest fruit and vegetables you’ll find on offer). I had to make do with…

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

Imagine portraying yourself as an expert in disaster relief and not knowing water kept outdoors in plastic bottles in the tropics might go bad.  Also, if the place was full of thieves, why wouldn’t someone have stolen the pallets of bottled water before they went bad?

“a muddled process that’s unfair to students and schools, and puts taxpayers on the hook for significant costs”

I was approached by recruiters once. When you feel alienated and unwanted, someone acting like they like you and want you around is very attractive and inviting. I can see how people who aren’t virulently skeptical or whose skepticism is dulled by loneliness and isolation are good targets, even when they’re smart.

I’ll just go to the shop bathroom at my work and get in the toilet. Nobody’s been able to hit it with anything so far.

Depends on where he parks. Pedestrian deaths are through the roof.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

All fun and games until somebody pulls a bikini string and is charged with sexual assault.

Younger me: Would be nice to hit them white girls up. But risks of wrongful imprisonment is too great.

Not really: Justice Officer, in Brazil (I believe there’s not a proper equivalent in the American Legal system. Think about an officer, a governamental employee, who doesn’t do patrols or investigations, just execute specific Court orders from one or more judges in their jurisdictions: process serving, summonings,…

“Trump has never been known to use drugs or even drink,” Johnston recalled earlier this year.

Fair enough! Not a troll, then. I nonetheless find it mildly amusing, which I suspect was the intention.

the combination of your picture, your screen name

Nope. Not yet. The worst so far has been pulling on the dog’s hair, climbing on the couch, and turning the dvd player on and off.