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We’re already in the darkest timeline. Might as well see how far the rabbit hole goes. GO PHILLY

I don’t understand how this is not the top comment

No snark. This is just awful. RIP Tyler, and well wishes to your friends, family, and teammates.

He plays like he’s never even been to Lithuania.

“It didn’t do anything for me. Maybe if they had brought in a bed that the Obamas slept in . . .”

Pucky Riot

Exactly. He goes and fucks up Pulisic too, and he goes straight to the top of the Armenian-American soccer fan shit-list. Please believe the eight of us can make your life miserable.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

This feels like someone’s repurposed Black Widow script.

But more importantly, make a Black Widow movie already. And then an A-Force (the all-female Avengers squad) movie.

I forgot who said it, but one of the wisest things I’ve read or heard was that the Trump administration is House of Cards with the cast of Veep. Hell, nobody’s ever seen Spicey and Mike in the same room, have they?

Oh for fucks sake! He sounds like cartman.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

Hate the entitlement of the horsey set.

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.

I’ve seen better skin on an onion.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

I’ve seen fewer Chins on my Riverside, CA paper route.

I was going to point out that there are two types of billionaires: the guys who founded a computer/software company and had to scratch and claw their way to the top; and the guys/gals whose grandpa was a railroad tycoon and have lived a life of doing exactly what they want. Both of these types have had people killed.…

“Out of the total number of billionaires on the planet, what percentage of them have had someone murdered?”