He deserves a better country. Soccer-wise, I mean.

He was wired, so “What do you say, you ungrateful little shit?” wouldn’t have gone over so well.

Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.

To be fair, it’s exam week at UNC. Sometimes a student athlete just doesn’t mentally show up to a game after spending the day physically not showing up to their exam.

+1 Class, which is one more class than UNC players actually take.

This scene bugged the shit out of me but not for the reason described.

This is a very typical defeatist liberal way of viewing things. Alabama literally just elected a pro-choice Democrat who prosecuted the KKK for killing four black girls in one of the reddest states in the country.

Don’t let them control the narrative. Before it was Democrats were lying and it was all #fakenews. Now it’s “man, barely beat a pedophile, huh?” A win is a win and we need to stick it to them.

Just another hairy asshole running for a presidency.

yeah.

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

On the flip side, you can now afford to drink enough that you forget (or the very least don’t mind) that you’re at Applebee’s.

What would the word be for someone who comes in and changes the game, and after they do it for a while everyone before them looks like dinosaurs, but then everyone learns from them and then they are victims of everyone now copying them, which makes them seem pedestrian?

“Fleetwood Mac holding for you on Line 3"

This is a correct Take.

The bio is even better.

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

I cod not help but have my trouts, Kate. I f-eel like salmon is catfishing you.

I would love to submit the erotic carp calendar as evidence whenever people talk about the importance of good looks. Not saying that prettiness can’t make the world a nicer place (especially for women), but, whenever you feel bad about yourself, think about how there are women out there much prettier than you whose…