+6 dead hookers

Jim Boeheim struck and killed a man with his car

+1 JD Power award

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

the interfering stuffed animal is now in prison, where it absolutely belongs

I would also take a version of Drunk History in which mead-wasted Thor & the Warriors 3 just make shit up about Midgard’s past, Loki giggles whilst time traveling to make these bull-shitted events reality, and Sif steals the Time Stone to go fix the mess.

It’s not a joke. That video is actually of me at a fancy McDonald’s staffed solely by soccer players.

15 items off the dollar breakfast menu at a 9.9% total sales tax. I salute you, fellow breakfast warrior.

Zion presses round globe into flatness. Kyrie squished like an ant. Coach K looks for the next white 2 guard with ultimate tripping ability

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Well...structurally sound is debatable.

Fuck Dan Snyder

Its the one you eat with the gabbagool.

But it can be a problem. They’ve touched on how Superman has to be in perfect control always because of the damage he could potentially cause to anyone around him if he were not. If Carol is worried about incinerating grandma with a sneeze or or blowing a hole in the wall because someone surprised her then no, she…

I deserved that.

I’ve given it to your mom plenty of times and she said it’s been more than sufficient

I only clicked this article this morning hoping to see this and get a laugh. Thank you!

She’s got the figure for them, which is surprising given the drug habit I assume she has  

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.