The ONLY reason he wasn’t hauled right the fuck off and never head from again is because CBS had a camera there.  Otherwise, this guy would have just disappeared.  Welcome to 1984.  Holy shit.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

Whole Foods customers.

And what kind of “extension ladder” does he have to reach a mile and a half ?!?

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

I can see the headlines now:

This is my favorite comment I’ve ever seen on this site.

The guys will get their names on all three cups.

This doesn’t change the fact that Fallon is the most toothless of our current endless roster of late night hosts, but, hey, he showed up and they didn’t.

Come on! This is such a needlessly snarky article. Fallon may be an anodyne fella, but he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Also, if you think that our world isn’t in need of a little lightheartedness and gentleness then I don’t know what to tell you. Please don’t be negative just to be…

An obstinate white guy blaming a black person for a hostile atmosphere? I’m surprised Missouri hasn’t thrown him a parade.

Oh you should try making it yourself, it’s so simple a child could do it. The thing to remember is, though, when you buy the mussels they should all be closed up (and you might have to scrub them, if your place didn’t do that for you.) When done, regardless of what super-simple recipe you use, DO NOT attempt to crack…

“Like, how does this physically not go in?”

Does Haisley’s comprehension of MLS still suck ass? Oh yes!

A source close to Mr. Patrick tell us that the Lt. Governor will be making appearances on TV tomorrow to present his extensive research into Negro Music, reefer, bennies, blue jeans, radio, television, teens’ “slang” and pool halls as contributing factors of the rise of Juvenile Delinquency and the moral decay of…

This affirmative action shit has gone too far. White guys have to go to Canada to get undeserved second chances nowadays, smdh.

It’s even worse where I live now, in North Carolina – people are obsessed with hanging runner-up flags from 153 years ago

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

I guess his bone fragments were relegated out of his body.