Horse people are usually terrible people.

I think they just got lucky. It would have gone over the same if he hadn’t bled, considering that was the first volley in a full assault. There’s too much risk in trying to use a prosthetic and having it be way too obvious, much like Ultimate Warrior wearing a ball cap for the first time in his life when he was going…

DC united is tanking and waiting for the stadium money, and Ben get the wheels from falling off on the cheap for a good while.

“You don’t even warrant a mention, and that includes you too, Wonderboy.”

do you think if we did a Kickstarter to pay Maradona or Pele to talk shit about USMNT we could get an appropriate messenger?

See Bills fans, there are some happy endings at the Ralph. Buck up, kiddos!

God, woman, get some self-respect! I mean, blowing a guy who wears boat shoes? To a football game, no less?

If you meet someone who will blow you in a restroom at a Bill’s game, marry her.

That’s not a white thing, thats a Midwestern Lutheran thing.

“4. Undercooked Meat

And some escorted dogs, too.

60,002). Choking on stadium food at a Browns home game.

Pulisic went to Dortmund at age 16, which honestly makes it an anomaly that he blossomed the way he did. That’s probably 2-3 years too late for most American players - the major breakdown in player development in the US occurs at the high school ages. Their South American and European counterparts spend those…

He should have done something less serious, like beaten the shit out of his partner or pulled a gun out on someone trying to buy school supplies at Walmart.

If money and population are good indicators of how well your national soccer team should do, then China with its largest population in the world and second largest economy should not be losing out on a playoff spot to goddamn Syria.

Obama’s victories say the opposite to me: the long-term plan is working well enough that it took a uniquely charismatic and talented politician to overcome it.

That’s Trump’s America for you. Greys are out first. Browns next.

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

This is what a police state looks like.

Oh, I bet she puts them in Fema trailers so she doesn’t even have to lease school buildings.