And the kids who get free lunch, all that food they’ll be missing out, with dwindling supplies at home I’m sure.

They invited him to the wedding.

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

“Once we’re all laid, you’re never gonna see me again,” laughed a jolly bro decked out in a shirt matched with the rest of his herd.

While Anderson Cooper and his guests wrung their hands over this on CNN last night, the ticker at the bottom the screen made a one sentence mention of the fact that the Feds are defunding a project that studies the health impact of mountaintop removal mining in Appalachia. Maybe that should have been the lead story.

Hey, do you guys mind if I store some of my stuff in the white space to my left? I’m between apartments and you guys seem to have just tons of room in here.

THIS WEBSITE IS UGLY AND YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL BAD

Where did the Moose touch you?

“Only 1 kid on the Dominican team has his parents here so the Mexican team parents are stepping in and going crazy for the DR. Awesome” Whammo, right in the feels. Who is chopping onions in my office?

I don’t like soccer because I think it’s boring, but that’s a legitimate shove right in front of the ref, while the guy is moving backwards. I’ve seen much fishier flops in other soccer highlights, and this doesn’t even make the top 30 in your average Duke season.

Unlike those strong players in the NBA who never flop or fall down or fake injuries.... At least these guys play a sport that requires extended periods of running and jumping with limited to no stopages.

Heather Heyer is the lady who was killed in Charlottesville.

Normcore Lincoln Rockwell - Update your name.

EMAILS! WHAT ABOUT HILLARY’S GOD DAMN EMAILS?!!?!

The goalie seems to get a really slow jump on the ball, did he think it was going over?

He’s 37 and never wrestled in the bigs, does it part time, he’s just enjoying his 15 minutes.

Here here. This also applies to sex in a car, sex in a bathroom stall, and sex in a tent. Sounds great in theory, but as you get older and wiser you realize nothing compares with a good old fashioned bed.

Semi-related, but despite what they show you in the movies, sex on the beach is fucking terrible. Sand does not play well with delicate parts.