Current mood:

Hire Capernik.

Nathan Peterman ‘s favorite color is plaid.

“Which do you think is wasted more? Ketchup or Syrup?” I have to go with ketchup, hear me out: aren’t unopened little ketchup packets that are never used and are thrown away counted as waste?

Yes, I totally thought the tree was going to be in the cornhole.

I am counting down the days until some guys slides up to AOC with a shoe box full of cash to buy her vote, and she live streams it.

Disagree, the R%*&()#$@ fan base is in the suburbs.

Try rooting for Liverpool, it helped me.

Oh she has balls.

Just wanted to share some advice: If you are at an inclusive resort, definitely tip big the first day.  I did  and I’d get a drink poured for me and my wife and skip lines 3 and 4 deep for my entire stay.

Seriously, ya’ll should just tell us something.

That’s his owner not his friend

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2018/12/10/colin-kaepernick-reportedly-ready-willing-play-redskins/?utm_term=.38f95e8cab63

Live look at what Drew was doing when he got hurt:

+1 “Alt Right, I’m a Nationalist not a racist”

How long could she stay fresh in that leather outfit?

Yeah, no.

Roll (Crimson) Tide!