The most shocking thing about this it that this man is 40 years old. He is somehow younger than me but easily looks 35 years older than me.

Anything hot enough will behave like a liquid haha

So do rocks...

I remember after my first night in my new house, bemoaning the fact that I had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars per day for lodging. 

I keep making this comment and Jalopnik keeps ignoring it. The correct headline should be “Ford loses $44k per EV sold.” It sounds like a subtle difference, but it does not falsely imply a marginal loss of $44k on each additional EV. 

Nothing says green credentials like clear cutting a forest. Fucking dipshit, Elon.

Good.

CEOs use company jets
it’s literally his job

You know that’s a false-equivalency, right?

“dishonestly possess interfered with unique identifier”

As someone who likes to crack windows, I absolutely despise auto-up/down. Trying to tap the switch to open the window a few cm usually ends with the window moving automatically and me trying to cancel it at the perfect time, sometimes after bouncing it up and down a few times before I get it right.

“Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash”·

Sometimes its ok to just be bald.

This is a perfect example of rare =/= interesting. This is just rich guy version of “my corvette is only one of 7 made in this color combo that year on a Wednesday in June” kind of rare. The Iamrich app kind of wasting cash. Rare, yes. And uninspired. 

I’m genuinely curious if these trucks should carry a “hazardous materials” marker at all times, due to the battery packs, forcing them to take “hazardous materials” driving routes at all times. Normally, any truck carrying this kind of load, that can catch on fire like this, be impossible to put out, burn this hot,…

I’m not into conspiracy theories, but this does seem suspicious.

It might be my lack of sleep last night but that title is.....I mean I sounded it out like 3 times.

Sorry, time move 56 to 57 microseconds faster per what? It should be measured in µs/s or something, no?

Yay wealthy white people!!

Stardates, just call them stardates.