If you’re that scared to drive then you....

Meanwhile a Jalopnik HQ, Andy is Cursing Autocorrect.

Video?  Nope.

Or two FSD Teslas hitting each other.

As a Z fan and owner, I’m going to have to completely disagree with your take here. I hate the mega mouth look and think the heritage split grille is an absolutely massive improvement. Being able to choose this grille is a fantastic option. 

And in actual use, it worked once. Did you not read the article and/or watched the video?

Oh, great, the release cable can only be expected to work once. As if you have a problem with the cable/plug, it will only happen once.

I want one ... like a lot. But unlike a lot of cool fast imports these dont seem to lose much value... ever

All cops are lazy.

It’s just an unfortunate accident

“there’s no word if the officers will face any sort of discipline (they almost certainly will not.).”

I’m starting to think that I’m only here for the dopamine hit I get from hate-reading this stuff.

“A headline should never be directly contradicted by what’s in the article.”

This whole take is ridiculous. If I wrote this, I’d be ashamed to put my name on it.

Waze has been owned by Google for a while now... ALL of their products do the same thing. Gather information and sells it to the highest bidder.

I’m sure the dealership sucks to deal with, but this guy also sounds like a massive, confrontational pain.

An electric boat?

No it’s when a cybertruck owner tries to actually do some mild overlanding.

I can’t understand why the board of Tesla hasn’t kicked this guy out.

I can’t understand why the board of Tesla hasn’t kicked this guy out. Clearly he is playing the 3 companies that he is CEO and moving resoruces from one to another. They really should have splitted Tesla, X and Space X management.