You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:

Oof, if a baby “needs” a chiropractor, then they probably need straight up surgery.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Canada is doing more than just building up its military. It’s announced a very decisive break from US foreign policy for the first time every in the country’s history. Trump has lost America its closest ally:  Trudeau decides it’s just not worth appeasing Trump in foreign-policy shift

CNN is reporting tonight that the “news” story accusing Qatar of funding extremism is a fake story planted by... Any guesses? Ding ding — Russia for the win.

You just know that fucker was standing there making a wish.

i may need to rethink covfefe again...and here i just thought he fell asleep on his phone while tweeting in bed

Don’t forget his daughter aka dime store Eva Peron; I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns!

Nothing on Betsy DeVos’s hearing today in front of the senate in which she once again could not stand up against any kind of discrimination.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Movies and tv have led me to believe that all chefs are type-A assholes or rodents. It kind of ruins the fantasy.

My guess is Trump will shutter the base and move it to somewhere more Russiany.

Daffy Don’s anus-shaped pie-hole, always fluttering and flapping from the force of his flatulence. The babbling freak belongs in a cage, with especially cruel children taunting him and poking his fat belly with sticks.

Remember the to-do after the election and before inauguration about Eric and Ivanka donating their time selling access to themselves as an alleged fundraiser, and when called out about it they cancelled it and made a lot of passive aggressive commentary about just wanting to help kids with cancer? I’m not surprised if…

A lot about the election and Trump made me angry, but the differences between how much negative spin the Clinton Foundation got in comparison to the Trump “charitable” foundations got just might piss me off the most (besides the result... and the sexual assault accusations not getting much play... okay I really can’t…

No, it’s not legal. Everything these greedy fuck hoses do is illegal. But the majority in Congress is way too busy twisting their necks in the opposite direction to care. Every day is a grift. The people that are elected to give a shit give zero.

“How much money can we make by slapping the word ‘America’ on stuff? Let’s find out.”

Their supporters were a business opportunity. Kushner thinks of citizens as “consumers.” This parody of late capitalism couldn’t have been written more vividly by the sharpest satirist...she would have looked down at the page, said, “Ugh, too much hyperbole” and toned it down a little.

“Look, we are pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. In doing so we plan on opening a chain of hotels called The Zero Tree Hotels.