And it usually tastes bad! Most importantly.

Cake is the lowest form of carbohydrate but even I will say that it is not as dry as cupcakes.

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

After comparing the videos they are similar, but are they similar enough? I don’t know.

Huma. Honey. He’s not good for you. He’s not good for your son. You haven’t failed, I promise. You are doing what is best for your family. Don’t let him back in.

My favorite story about our brush with being rich is my husband inherited a very expensive watch. Better than Rolex (a brand which, come to think, seems very 80s Trump-ish.) It stopped ticking so off to Madison Avenue he went to the showroom, they apologized profusely for letting him down (the thing was at least 30…

Isn’t the whole point of dsw to get designer shoes cheap?

I thought she said she was selling them & giving the money to charity, which tacky as fuck lady.

Or you know a giant paycheck, a bunch of expensive ass gifts & more attention for your reality television career? Why are we pretending this was even a little bit real?

Did she keep the wedding gifts or what?

Lol ok, when I first read this story I thought “well, if I had even a molecule of sympathy for Ivanka (I don’t) I’d feel slightly bad that she actually had a pretty solid chance at establishing a killer lifestyle brand of ‘like Goop, but for working moms’ that’s totally fucked now bc of her dad. B/c that’s actually a…

Advisor to the President of the United States and a lifestyle blogger? Ivanka is having it all!

WHAT. That’s not....even a recipe.

Oh boy, I can’t wait until 4th of July! #not

Okay, morbid curiosity made me click. It’s not even a recipe for a champagne popsicle. It’s a suggestion, taken from another source, to stick any pre-made popsicle into a glass of champagne. Um.

Remind me, please, what did Michelle Obama’s business that she continued to profit from while holding an official position in the white house tweet on Memorial Day?

Are we talking of the Trump kids? Big Donald is clearly the worst but of the kids, Ivanka is the worst because everyone else is just acting out for daddy’s love. She doesn’t even need to try. But clearly Tiffany is the best Trump. Because she obviously barely knows the rest of them.

Queen Elizabeth lived through the London blitz and at 19 worked as a driver and mechanic in the ATS.

Queen Elizabeth II is a classy broad. If she were to eat popsicles, she’d eat cherry-flavored ones on a porch in rural Scotland. And keep the champagne for later. And not Tweet about either one.

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.