I knoooow. It’s like please text me back, please say you wanna hang out again, please don’t reject me because I said/did something mildly awkward the last time we hung out.

Seconding this! Making new friends as an adult is damn near impossible.

At 11 I was glued to the Watergate hearings on TV.

He has exerted mild alpha mentality towards them early on - nuclear stuff, etc. But he stopped abruptly. I’ve got a feeling Putin let him know indirectly to cut that shit out. All Putin has to do is let out how closely they were tied and communicated and it would send Trump to jail. Not to mention the only people…

Don’t forget what his trophy wife is costing us to stay in NY. And what it’s costing us for him to go to his resort in florida EVERY weekend.

He, well his business, has massive loans from Russian banks and by Russian banks I mean banks that are directly and indirectly controlled by the Kremlin. He has other business affairs in Russia that the Kremlin could torpedo on a whim or cause to fail if they decided to play the sanction/tariff game. Plus the Russians…

The fucking rallies! Our tax dollars are supporting this bullshit! This is like a 1,000 Obama rounds of golf, wrapped up in a ‘fuck you’ bow, and broadcast on Tv, because my PTSD and weed consumption is not already maxed out!

Trump was sworn in as president 2 full months ago. He was elected to the office two and a half months prior to that. I think there’s a statute of limitations as to how many victory laps a person can take, no?

Why the F is he still having rallies? Do the trumpers not realize that’s odd?

As if I couldn’t hate the man more, I also know it’s going to take me 3 hrs to get home bc of his stupid rally. I know hate him even more.

You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to see how’s Trump’s behaviors towards Russia contradict everything about him and totally points to something suspicious.

This is fucking huge. Now imagine what the GOP would be doing if it was President Clinton under active investigation for this. They’d be crawling over their own children to investigate her.

Every time I think these fucklords have reached rock bottom with their insane claims, they shock me by going even lower than I thought possible.

“I think you’re going to find some very interesting items coming to the forefront over the next two weeks,” he said.

I have a beautiful picture in my mind of, like, 6 PIs and a couple of ex-intelligence agents pulling a Juan Pujol Garcia on Trumpkin’s dime, and making teasing shit up at every bar in Hawaii to send back. Followed by more promises that they’ll be getting to the bottom of Obama’s birth certificate ‘Soon. Just need a…

He’s got people in Hawaii working on it, and you wont believe the very, very, very powerful evidence they’re going to bring back any time now.

The Special Relationship. The Most Special Relationship, indeed.

“I think you’re going to find some very interesting items coming to the forefront over the next two weeks.”

Trump really is that 6 year old who told a whopper of a lie and is now trying to squirm out of it. Also, he’s the guy we have to trust to handle North Korea.

“They are utterly ridiculous and should be ignored.”