samsies 😭😭

If frank underwood has taught me anything, it's that this asshole is just posturing for his May 9th election. Come football season, he'll be just as drunk and immoral as the rest of us terrible human beings who can't stop watching football.

Trick them into revealing improper grammar by steering the conversation towards certain phrases. If they say "I seen this" or "tooken care of" ABORT THE SITUATION

I don't care what side you're on, when someone starts quoting the bible to back up their argument I instantly disagree with them. Especially Leviticus

you sound really fun

Anyone under 23 in the English premier league...... Serie A ain't what she used to be

Still better at defense than James Harden

Didn't even stop talking.... That's athleticism right there

Panoply**

I'll tell you what's not stupid, the name "Gangster Octopus".

No wonder they put Luongo back in, Robb Tallas had shitty stats even when he was an NHL goalie

Greg Pikitus

What is with everyone videotaping sexual assaults lately? I'm glad that they make it easier to catch and prosecute these douche bags, but seriously who videotapes criminal activity. To quote Stringer Bell:

I don't think that scout understands thermodynamics. Changes in entropy cannot be negative, soooooooooo by his rationale Winston will win the Walter Payton award

Drogba must be "one of the good ones"

nah babe, you perfect 👌👏👍

The look you have when you at the game with yo side-chick and they put you on TV

Goddamn anti-NCAA radicals....

The last time I remember under-inflated balls getting so much press was when Favre sent those nudes to Sterger.

I already tried and for some reason it wouldn't let me post. Even though she has illuminati-eyes