You have illuminati-eyes

💍💍??

Cake? Look at those tweets, can you imagine how fast she talks shit in person?

bro, do you even Zlatan?

if perception is reality, then Goodell magically pissed only the top-half of his pants...

Looks like that horse-friend couldn't keep him on the wagon

Football player gets backed up on by mildly-attractive high schooler? Glad to see the Sanch-ize makin the comeback

Which is weird for Detroit....

I wonder how many minorities he shot and choked

anyone who plays the "don't you know who I am" card should be tased and humiliated

In other news, water is wet.

DEFLATE-GATE!!!

They both blow

Yeah, they really need Messi right now...

"Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stevenson?!?"

I'm sure my opinion will change sometime, but I don't see that happening soon. My sense of humor is more geared towards the way SP satires super-serious situations that aren't that serious at all (the stem cell episode is a great example of that). But I will also say that Always Sunny makes me laugh every time and I…

they're unavailable because you have to subscribe to HuluPlus for them. The only episodes they aren't allowed to air are "super best friends" and episode 201/202

but little boy, Jews can't play basketball

South Park is the funniest show in television history.

His next fight should be against that Pax Prentiss douche