He should have tried thinking about baseball.
This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,… Read more
Yes. Artillery to the front that we will use all of... once, then a phalanx of unsullied, then moat of fire. All the pasty white dudes hide in the castle. But first a very pretty but tactically idiotic cavalry charge to show off how undefeatable the opponent is followed by a complete misunderstanding of how close air… Read more
Took me a moment, but +1 bulb
Yeh, I remember one time I squirted too much methylene chloride while cleaning the NaCl plates. It went to over my hands. I asked the TA about it. He laughed and said, "Don't worry, you'll just get cancer.."