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9/30/19
5:40 PM
2

I mean this question with dead seriousness—hundred (possibly hundreds?) of people who comprised it”—should that be “composed”?

9/16/19
9:40 AM
890

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

9/8/19
7:59 PM
473

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel, Read more

9/8/19
7:32 PM
1.7K

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

4/29/19
4:00 PM
57

Yes. Artillery to the front that we will use all of... once, then a phalanx of unsullied, then moat of fire. All the pasty white dudes hide in the castle. But first a very pretty but tactically idiotic cavalry charge to show off how undefeatable the opponent is followed by a complete misunderstanding of how close air Read more

2/27/19
4:24 PM
155

You’d think disposal would be more complicated when dealing with anything involving the CFL.

1/18/19
5:56 PM
35

I don’t understand this trend of people calling actors or even characters they like “my son”. Just refer to your cat as your son, like a normal person.

12/22/18
1:59 PM
3

If you ever want to interview someone at the furthest removed position from actual entertainment you can be while still using electricity, HMU. Read more

12/20/18
3:54 PM
29

I guess I can stop knitting those ankle scarves I was planning on gifting to my family on Christmas. 

9/3/14
12:44 PM
3

Yeh, I remember one time I squirted too much methylene chloride while cleaning the NaCl plates. It went to over my hands. I asked the TA about it. He laughed and said, "Don't worry, you'll just get cancer.."