Yes. Artillery to the front that we will use all of... once, then a phalanx of unsullied, then moat of fire. All the pasty white dudes hide in the castle. But first a very pretty but tactically idiotic cavalry charge to show off how undefeatable the opponent is followed by a complete misunderstanding of how close air…

Took me a moment, but +1 bulb

You’d think disposal would be more complicated when dealing with anything involving the CFL.

the league forced the Alouettes to cut him, then banned him from the entire CFL

I don’t understand this trend of people calling actors or even characters they like “my son”. Just refer to your cat as your son, like a normal person.

If you ever want to interview someone at the furthest removed position from actual entertainment you can be while still using electricity, HMU.

Damn, we should talk to you for a post some time.

Isn’t that kinda the point, though? This just a way to stay camoflaged if everybody is looking at their phones in this hypothetical public place

I used to type my drink orders on Notes, screenshot it and then show the zoomed in text to the bartender on crowded nights.  They always seemed to appreciate it instead of trying to yell over the music.

I guess I can stop knitting those ankle scarves I was planning on gifting to my family on Christmas. 

From the article (quoting Chicago’s mayor, emphasis mine):

“I just hate the thought of Tom having to grovel to this guy to put money into a building we already own.”

I’m assuming they see the hypocrisy and they just don’t care. 

It’s interesting how many conservative billionaires rail against paying taxes and against social programs that benefit those in need, but are all in favor of taking tax dollars to benefit themselves.

Rahm does something right about as often as the Cubs win the World Series.

Mmmmm, the soft, smooth, angle-less faces of the progeny of the rich.

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.

Just another example of a very rich guy being not very smart but because he is rich he wields insane amounts of power.