wouldve plusoned ceptfor that ‘

Marvel’s movies = good

You don’t think it’s a cc when you first drive past Harper’s sprawling-butt campus.

Until it starts to die as indicated by the rice at the end of the night being soggy in one corner of the pot and crispy in another. brb amazoning

And Harden wouldn’t have budged from that spot if Howard hadn’t run into him, like a video game bot that doesn’t move until you clip it.

Batdog taken too literally.

But somehow they manage to taste and feel like 50% *more* sodium than chips.

known debbie’s been doing it since 1978

why is that man shitting/giving birth to a hand

I started keeping the metal containers AOL CDs came in for mailing trades (Goozex shoutout) and whatnot, back when physical media still had appeal.

They’re done creating duplicates now too.

I play video games. I like video games. I can’t think of much else I’d rather not do than watch others play video games. Adding announcers is the corn cherry on the poop sundae I do not want.

Why are they dressed like soccer players?

I hope on the next one, Norovirus has a field day with the people.

This was fine without the dumb comparison to arcades. It’s like the author never spent time dodging gangbangers playing Mortal Kombat or mullet-sporting Ms. Pac-Man nerds. You don’t see those types in casinos, nor did you see the first-generation Korean American import-export moguls getting comped for anything in the…

Trump’s a false flag.

If a McCain-presidency-induced anxiety was enough to derail you then, you’d better make plans for a room a la Renton come this Nov.

I was just reading about grav lensing on the throne today.

But how often it’s used in fiction speaks to its hold on the human psyche. Otherwise why would we love Breaking Bad so much?

Ok, so if criminal prosecution isn’t possible, can she take his ass to civil court?