Half-star (not really)?

taco bell is almost as disgusting as refund-asker’s “could of”

Started looking at the screengrab from the bottom up—thought it was Univision.

I want Jolie’s take on this.

moar liek soyfish

Oh, that’s good.

Ask a Syrian hospital.

Great timing for me. My old Hoover sucked up something it shouldn’t’ve and part of the brush bar melted.

Great timing for me. My old Hoover sucked up something it shouldn’t’ve and part of the brush bar melted.

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH.gif

when the laugh comes out and then you immediately feel awful about it

probably the highlight of my week

looking forward to the dashcam vids

kinda ironic considering germans invented hasenpfeffer

excuse me in which aisle can I find generational needs

most conflicted star given ever

came expecting it, left un-disappointed

/wanking motion

I hope these guys don’t fuck their kids/fam out of their estates when they go this route.

Shit it’s Feb already? This resolution thing works better when you don’t obsess over it.

but its so pantydroppin