his dry tearing made me dry heaving

He repeated the phrases “thin blue line” and “code of silence” several times, which is praiseworthy but he also went on to couch it with “two-way street” rhetoric and alluded to “snitches get stitches” without acknowledging the reasons behind that problem.

“whom”

i hope this is oldest star

also incredibly precious to characterize a 20 yr show like TAL in a sentence

Remember: “No one will ever believe you.”

those poor homeless jellyfish...

those things are satanic

politely-clapping intergenerational white folk pair slayed me

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“’Everybody now agrees with me in one form or another,’ Trump asserted.”

hot damn is that danny trejo

I try to choose the stall closest to the sink/towels for just this reason, flapping junk be damned.

There’s also not wanting to lower one’s face that close to the bowl, nor the imminent microgeyser after you flush.

dose commas do

is that a real word

How about trouble you didn’t get in but should have, at least morally? One of those epic high school parties where nothing seriously goes wrong but certain jackasses (not me, srs) decided it would be funny to put beer in the dog’s bowl and blow smoke in its face. From what I heard, that girl’s dog was never the same.

this is the worst monday

this is not the note i wanted to start my week on

I guess I should’ve specified that for my route (I-90/94) it’s off-peak. Chicago has plenty of shitty traffic along other major expressways around the clock, as well as the reverse direction of mine.