this is gnarly: http://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2015/05/…

reminder to get out there before the enviro-raptures

You could half-dozen of the other it too. Live in the (Chicago) suburbs and work in the city, setting your schedule to commute in and out post-rush hours (10-7). You’ve got the city next door on the weekends for real food and culture.

the double down shit talking thru a burner is hilarious

My local public radio station doesn’t carry her show, but I’ll have to check it (and the comments) out now, with my guard up. Thanks!

Ah us modern folk. Bodily waste is disposed of by our magic toilet holes and sewage fairies, just as I learned curbside waste is handled by the garbage fairies (from Elizabeth Royte’s “Garbage Land”, a decent read).

SIIIIING IIIIIIIIITT

just like that’s not a tornado but a dust devil, not the internet just kinja

As a kid, I forced myself to learn to swallow pills dry, just in case I ever ended up in a spy-movie situation. Can still do it most of the time, and yeah, it’s mental.

I wonder if Blago or Gov. Ryan are going to get hit up for their country club stints. I know it’s Club Fed, but still.

holy shit

i need an adult

And add a fuckton of sugar. Seriously, check the nutritional label. I love it but I understand why it’s so popular.

There is likely not a single article of Ms. Kerr’s that does not palpably exude how chill she is. That exchange with the interviewer? Dang.

Rate of flatulence figures in this equation, somewheres.

My most depressing Thanksgiving was spent freshman year at school, because for some godforsaken reason the week-long semester break came a week before Fourth Nov Thursday and I was too broke to make two trips home. Also too broke and clueless on how to hook myself up with traditional grub so I had to settle for…

they can keep my xmas bonus, i want this toooooo

my uncle played as phooey in kingdom hearts

Katyal’s a boss. Proud to have gone to the same high school as him (and Bill Murray). Non-concurrently, natch.

someone plz Croatoan this guys ass thx