for Jesus did sayeth unto them: “Got Mine, Fuck You”

wait ina garten is a cook i thought it was where the veggies grow

yeah but all you can eat cancer legs man

theyre not words! this is such (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

jesus is this the proto-romromberts?

what more evidence necessary to demonstrate sheltered yalies than expecting administrators to show empathy

acid as penis euphemism isn’t working for m— ohhhhh

i wish people cared more when it happens outside of na/eur

mental picture was wayy off on “australian native”

Now there’s a vid that takes me back to 1999.

was the birth poop in the frame? waitll she sees THAT

There’ve been days where it’s been hard.

well struck

iko iko

You can find avocado shakes / bubble teas in Vietnamese joints, but they taste more like baby food than dessert.

So hard to believe, yet so satisfying to read.

well thank goodness for that

that wanting the last word goes in hand with being an insufferable blonde, ya thx

u mean that anal sex film barf story isnt totes legit? get out.