still nope. never have never will

glorious

i don’t always take my kids to the historical sites of indigenous subjugation and religiously-motivated extermination, but when i do...

could there have possibly been a better reply to the snark than this? think not. cheers

Bless that officer.

lol0stars

As of last year, there were Chicagoland schools still dealing with asbestos.

“Texas’s state bird is a goose that just got shot by an armed, uninsured child”

here’s my “this is why fuck unions. oh wait” comment

“‘If you get a bacterial infection, do you tell anyone about it? Of course not. But if you think you got a brown recluse bite, you tell everybody’”

Won’t end well. The last time Dallas got Chicago castoffs a president got got.

try harder next time

the righteous rev rob’son:

Well you know he’s not in favor of biological weapon bans.

i don’t like how everyone expects me to know if he will or not

Anyone who confuses Eric Hosmer’s Vulcan Elf face with Alex Gordon’s is overdue at the eye doc.