so freudian

opposite of nice save

more liek demigod

This reminds me of Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy: a very promising premise and beginning to the story that so completely devolves into nonsense by the end that it’s almost unbearable.

When I learned my parents had gotten a Ruth’s Chris out of one of these deals, I was impressed. Didn’t know they’d had it in ‘em, because they’re the same folks who’d paid for a Who’s Who back when I was in high school.

Being poor does wonders in this regard.

Disproportionate amounts of flatulence.

chilangos reprazent guey

word. i feel you gurl.

I thought that name sounded familiar. Are you of the Oaxacan McWigglesnatches?

It’s so not like that. She *married* this doofus. (He’s totally in the wrong, don’t get me wrong.)

inorite? that expression

Crying because I just remembered that I used the juice from a dozen limes for my chili but forgot to zest them afterwards.

I remember doing the shackle-lift-feel thing, but I can’t remember if I ever got it to pay off. Certainly didn’t get this involved.

Handmaid’s is a great tale, but your hyperbole there is almost as bad as the right’s Obama-fearitude.

this is dumb

dammit i forgot to check all the replies

yall some impressionable folks

lul Carol Stream. Stratford Square Mall Sears?