i don’t like how everyone expects me to know if he will or not

Anyone who confuses Eric Hosmer’s Vulcan Elf face with Alex Gordon’s is overdue at the eye doc.

so freudian

opposite of nice save

more liek demigod

This reminds me of Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy: a very promising premise and beginning to the story that so completely devolves into nonsense by the end that it’s almost unbearable.

*skims*

dredd was fucking awful

Yahoo comments can be awful (and befuddlingly popular), but has the guy ever been to the IMDB boards?

When I learned my parents had gotten a Ruth’s Chris out of one of these deals, I was impressed. Didn’t know they’d had it in ‘em, because they’re the same folks who’d paid for a Who’s Who back when I was in high school.

Being poor does wonders in this regard.

Disproportionate amounts of flatulence.

Creepypasta is the YA section of horror. It’s embarrassing to see people who haven’t outgrown it.

chilangos reprazent guey

word. i feel you gurl.

I thought that name sounded familiar. Are you of the Oaxacan McWigglesnatches?

It’s so not like that. She *married* this doofus. (He’s totally in the wrong, don’t get me wrong.)

inorite? that expression