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You people. Jelly on pizza gets a bigger reaction than carcinogenic butter-flavored-flavored lipid topping, near-raw ground meat, spooning diabetes directly into one’s mouth, and charred human flesh? Barf.

good reminder that we should eat the dolphins too

there is nothing in this vid that is not wretched

no your waste

So do Mexicans. You can grow your own.

so is the birth poop

I’ll root for Beltre and Elvis when they come to bat, but otherwise I hope they crash and burn because Texas.

especially when you can claim to have almost been run over by his monster truck leaving the park

boooo hissss neeeeeighh

The Farrelly brothers now have enough material to go on for a decade.

With you ‘til the last part. The wordplay’s where it’s at, the physical stuff not as much, with the exception of the caning.

Fuck this “power couple”. Right in the aspirations.

couldn’t even make it thru that movie w unfunny segel guy

So wrong. Fall is the only season where I get wood just by INHALING.

Fer chrissakes, I gotta give a presentation in an hour.

christ that photo

u mean daily