what. are.

You’re a monster.

So I imagined the jizz?

Aaand now I want a burrito.

Aaand now I want a burrito.

I partake of The Fast Food on a regular basis, and thus have little shame, but I’ve never eaten Taco Bell, as a matter of principle, and hadn’t ever heard of Cap’n Crunch Delight.

I worked at Best Buy during high school so I had a Blueshirt™. First year of college, after winter break I took it back w/ me so I could wear it to the one halfway across the country. FML, not a single customer, employee, or even LP douchebag asked me about it. QQ

reroll for multiclassing

This isn’t the first time Mitchell has committed herself in writing to something stupid, but I hadn’t realized the CST was that hard up for eyes to go ahead with this kind of thing.

Some of these stories, man. I haven’t been as pissed since I found out my classmate’s uncle worked for Nintendo.

+ username = win

I had nearly the opposite reaction. Probably shouldn’t have tried one right after the other tho.

the auto-captions translated from Russian are no less gloriously useless than i had imagined

whoooosh

your spelling tests must have been a riot

Shit, the Sopranos/POTUS thing just made me spit-take my 99c iced Dunkins. Fuck you Greg, you owe me a dollar.

I think it happens a lot, so it’s a common place, sure. But given how much kids can be little shits, I wouldn’t call it safe. There are also way too many skeevy adults who will take advantage of children as well. I have a hard time wrapping my head around what could be called a safe space for it.

Jessica Hopper? Holy shit.

Before I understood things like bandwidth, and how not everyone was at uni with ginormous T1 connections, I found a fanpage for a band I liked. It had music videos clips. It didn’t have one that I had on my pc. I helpfully emailed the whole 50 MB file (quite large back in the 90s) to the page owner.

Check out Triumph & Jack McBrayer at the Weiner’s Circle, but then also check out the This American Life (Showtime show version) take on it.