“how do you steal pancakes?” is such a white thing to wonder.

When he passes, they should stuff and mount him like the Yankees did Zimmer.

derp

And if you’re a dry-earwax type like myself, you get the added bonus of no sweat-based BO. #swagyolo360noscope

For all this disrespect to Lord Trump

i was hoping for more ethnic mom stories. man this audience is white

salty

should’ve been featured

Awesome. We got the standard worm and frog and fish and the looming threat of sheep eyeballs. I couldn’t even look at M&Ms for a few periods.

it’s the baby food. look out baby, you are food.

Bonus points for using “red air” and for hopefully coining “pool shift”.

Interstellar did pretty well. Not so many superheroes in that one though.

I HAVE NOT ENOUGH STARS

The only reason I’ve been successful with quitting tobacco cold turkey so far is rearranging my work hours to avoid rush hours. If I had to deal with a standstill like this, I’d probably be going car to car begging for a fix. Or murdering.

andrea shoulda gone first

Herbalife goes digital.

If Kim Dickens is as flat in this as she was in Deadwood and Sons of Anarchy, it will be disappointing.

booooo

How is there no IKEA joke yet?