Don’t forget Unca Joe!

Beltre’s a goddamned national treasure.

Knowing my death would be relatively quick and painless (albeit fiery and explosiony) might help me stay calm in this extremely unlikely scenario.

bearing a “racism is not a one-way street” bumper sticker

Mom and dad somehow ended up with a freezer that makes ice cubes with a nasty garlic-ish aftertaste. Mighta been the kimchi. I’ve gotta get them to try this, or the coffee. Pretty sure they’ve tried the Arm & Hammer boxes.

I love my old handheld press. I noticed the Mexican elote/food cart ladies use them for limes when they’re whipping through orders, so I picked one up. I can get juice out of even the shriveliest of limes I forgot were lying around. I use lime juice by the cup when I make stew, my chili, marinades, etc. so it’s really…

I don’t have the botany cred to go into much detail, but I think Mexican and other Latino culture uses epazote which can grow weed-like around the neighborhood. We get it from the produce market but I can’t imagine my wife’s black beans without it.

Pine needles can be great in beer too. I think the one I had years back was Alaskan’s Winter Ale.

Not that that customer wasn’t dense, but this is a thing:

Racism and animal cruelty. Incredible.

The previous, Bird, one, was soulless and dull, and the second one was surprisingly excremental. First and third are where it’s at.

American Football wasn’t always as boring, though. It’s had the life sucked out of it with all the interruptions. Baseball’s taken steps to speed things up.

should have so many more **

The Oatmeal can be great, but isn’t it funny how it’s pizza at the end but some ridiculously exotic dish that he attempts?

You can now, on Steam.

I would be thrilled if he said that.

Great! I was waiting for something like this to go with the cheapie flatscreen I picked up in that otherwise disappointing Prime Day debacle.

Great! I was waiting for something like this to go with the cheapie flatscreen I picked up in that otherwise…

My students get selections from that, and it’s funny how many of them (often international) just shrug it off.

I have a family member who works in a produce/supermarket, and she recognizes the local restaurant owners who get their produce from her store. I say “get”, because while many of them buy regular fresh produce, there are two notable exceptions. One place, a $$ Middle-Eastern place buys mushy produce that’s about to be…

Capricious employers are why fuck unions.