Fuck that jersey.

Don’t forget Unca Joe!

Beltre’s a goddamned national treasure.

when the earth gets skid marks we all pay

Knowing my death would be relatively quick and painless (albeit fiery and explosiony) might help me stay calm in this extremely unlikely scenario.

bearing a “racism is not a one-way street” bumper sticker

Mom and dad somehow ended up with a freezer that makes ice cubes with a nasty garlic-ish aftertaste. Mighta been the kimchi. I’ve gotta get them to try this, or the coffee. Pretty sure they’ve tried the Arm & Hammer boxes.

I love my old handheld press. I noticed the Mexican elote/food cart ladies use them for limes when they’re whipping through orders, so I picked one up. I can get juice out of even the shriveliest of limes I forgot were lying around. I use lime juice by the cup when I make stew, my chili, marinades, etc. so it’s really…

I don’t have the botany cred to go into much detail, but I think Mexican and other Latino culture uses epazote which can grow weed-like around the neighborhood. We get it from the produce market but I can’t imagine my wife’s black beans without it.

Pine needles can be great in beer too. I think the one I had years back was Alaskan’s Winter Ale.

That show used to be so good.

He should be involved but on the flavor side, not the actual writing. His novels are awwwwful.

The blood comes Chiefly from her Joints.

Not that that customer wasn’t dense, but this is a thing:

Flaming glove is a nice touch.

Racism and animal cruelty. Incredible.

My daughter got to do that one, and I think she actually learned something.

The previous, Bird, one, was soulless and dull, and the second one was surprisingly excremental. First and third are where it’s at.

Cryptonomicon is entertaining, and its cameos with the Baroque Cycle are cool, but it has some of the most cringeworthy sex scenes.

American Football wasn’t always as boring, though. It’s had the life sucked out of it with all the interruptions. Baseball’s taken steps to speed things up.