Consequences?! This American’s 1st Amendment rights are being totally trampled by this sick liberal animal worship. /straightface

You people who don’t think actions should have consequences are funny.

Or smelling what died in his wife’s bag.

Small bathroom, two females, shitty ceiling fan = eternal dampness. Surprised the paint hasn’t peeled right off. Got a vornado-ish fan specifically for that room to circulate and dissipate shower moisture.

I’ve had my junk and ass grabbed by my wife, but in a sports venue, cameras don’t usually catch what goes on below the belt.

The only people who root for countrymen over their city’s team are the Bumblefuckians.

we were promised thrown dicks

they both die? ffs spoiler alert

“Own your shit Republican fools. Own your bigotry. Own your hatred. Fucking own it.”

CSA! CSA! CSA!

That’s great for those that do, but otherwise it’s similar to the “working for exposure (free)” crap.

Manny Trillo!

Some people see good mom, some people see self-absorbed Stepford nearly causing beleaguered grandma to drop overpriced food. Fuck Disneyland, while we’re at it.

It has roots in the Black Brute stereotype. RationalWiki has a good synopsis.

Thanks for letting us know you’ve never had a kid, diaper industry shill. Follow the money!

Well my wife trained me TO sleep on my stomach so I don’t snore/die, so this ain’t gonna fly with her.

Heard my therapist on NPR once, which was a trip and an ego boost. Wish I could still afford her.

These are the nuns that make me kinda sad. I like the ones on the bus and the ones that break into nuclear facilities and the ones that taught me English literature in high school a lot better. =(

I doubt the cup was on the meal table, but I was mostly being facetious.