What better way to improve upon the cognitive skills necessary for chess than a series of violent blows to the brainbox?

Every time I hear a story about “free” restaurant napkins, I shed a tear for the impending Chipotle Day of Reckoning.

Jimmy John’s too. Fuck them, but for other reasons, mostly.

I’m kinda surprised that by now more people aren’t aware of the no-diaper thing the older Chinese generation subscribed to.

This is actually funnier than all of today’s stories. Separately, not combined, but still.

I’d never been to a con, but when I finally relented to my daughter’s pleading, I braced myself for the smell. Wasn’t disappointed, but also was.

Defensive highlights are one of the reasons I love baseball, but this sport completely removes the strikeout? This is like kickball, and I’d prefer to reserve that insult for soccer, thankyouverymuch.

Plus, one of the tenets of the MRA movement is that family courts are horribly biased against men. It’s “a judge can do whatever they want” in this rare instance where the wife-beater’s side is taken, but otherwise judges are why “feminism is the worst thing evar!”

+1. Mine is/was in the same boat. Ugh.

bad troll trolls badly

I thought Archie was dead because of teh gayz.

Pretty sure the fact that he’s holding onto her wrist before she “punches” means she didn’t initiate.

Thanks for pointing that out, that he’s got her by the arm before she throws her “punch”. The MRA brigade is out in force.

No one would ever be that stupid about tamales.

white house aids?

Even with the sound off!

Most of these are weak arguments, sadly, and you totally lost me with the baseball diss. Kickball (of both genders) is way more boring.

Shit, it works wonders in Monaco. /kotaku

“the service seems to have unknowledged this entire situation” is so zen

Griefers and hackers are why fuck mp / pvp-only games. I’ll stick to games I can play solo or co-op.