what about donald trump

fuck now i want a floating fire hazard

If you just tried to mimic this at your desk, raise your—wait, no, don’t.

Love the Sox, but Harrelson and, fuck, the whole team except Sale and maybe Abreu right now make it so hard.

More power if it makes you feel good about yourself, but the cosmetics industry is such an unbelievable racket in many respects. I wish more people could be happy with their natural states.

Hope it’s not a veggie garden.

The Wire? Yeah, no.

I can only hope and pray those are pants-shitting euphemisms I’m unfamiliar with.

But it’s not as fun as making a firearm from 2 pipes and a 2x4.

Such a great line.

I was always a fan of the bus escape scene in the Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake. Just because you can trick out your ride with anti-zombie measures, don’t mean you should. Especially when the bus tips over.

Was the face full of Manboob worth it?

I’m inclined to agree with this sentiment, but the only experience I’ve had with people actually talking about shoplifting openly was my first semester working in a community college remedial English class populated entirely by minority students. I was a bit taken aback by the lack of shame as they discussed it, but…

I was surprised and disappointed to hear a Whole Foods ad on the local conservative talk radio station this morning (the kind that runs promos with serious-voice explaining why Obama is Bad President). I guess this is just another reason to avoid them.

thankyousomuch for making me aware of the BRA

Nah. Baseball and hockey, with a bit of overlap come playoff time.

Personally, I was afraid for the kid.

Users can pick regions for their user profiles and I’m sure that’s what SteamSpy is pulling data from. I’ve seen plenty of people with ridiculous locations shown.

That recent article about former smokers where the top comment ranks most boring? Missing: people with too much angst about having kids.

Steam made a huge difference (affordable prices!), but the difference was probably maturity. Oh, I have disposable income? Oh, other people’s careers are involved in selling their work? Here, have some of my hard-earned cash.