should have so many more **

Oh god, the knockout game. Still so many people lapping that up.

How are you with rubbing Styrofoam? It makes my face want to run away from the rest of my skin.

The Oatmeal can be great, but isn’t it funny how it’s pizza at the end but some ridiculously exotic dish that he attempts?

You can now, on Steam.

I would be thrilled if he said that.

Great! I was waiting for something like this to go with the cheapie flatscreen I picked up in that otherwise disappointing Prime Day debacle.

Great! I was waiting for something like this to go with the cheapie flatscreen I picked up in that otherwise…

My students get selections from that, and it’s funny how many of them (often international) just shrug it off.

I have a family member who works in a produce/supermarket, and she recognizes the local restaurant owners who get their produce from her store. I say “get”, because while many of them buy regular fresh produce, there are two notable exceptions. One place, a $$ Middle-Eastern place buys mushy produce that’s about to be…

Capricious employers are why fuck unions.

Consequences?! This American’s 1st Amendment rights are being totally trampled by this sick liberal animal worship. /straightface

You people who don’t think actions should have consequences are funny.

Ia! Ia Shub-Niggurath!

Or smelling what died in his wife’s bag.

Small bathroom, two females, shitty ceiling fan = eternal dampness. Surprised the paint hasn’t peeled right off. Got a vornado-ish fan specifically for that room to circulate and dissipate shower moisture.

What about getting possessed by Priapus? I hear you can get him in pill form.

Die.

I’ve had my junk and ass grabbed by my wife, but in a sports venue, cameras don’t usually catch what goes on below the belt.

“He couldn’t bare”? He’s naked half the time ferchrissakes.